Nerds Eliminate Selves from Gene Pool

Danger, Will Robinson. Laptops destroy sperm. Apparently, "As well as being capable of producing direct local heat, [which decreases sperm concentration dramatically, laptops] require the user to sit with his thighs close together to balance the machine, which traps the scrotum between the thighs." Birth control for those whose religion opposes more direct methods? At a minimum, this should end the blogging revolution ... by attrition. [thanks Art Caplan]