We Have to Fund Cloning

An army of identical scientists descended on Congress to demand support for cloning of human beings. You have to agree with at least one of them:

In an address before LMSCA members at the Renaissance Mayflower Hotel Tuesday evening, Krupkauer called upon Congress to "heed the wishes of the 2.8 million people who already support, and the precisely 5.62 million who will support, this cloning research."

Hat tip: Dom Sisti