In the Lab Again, I Just Can't Wait to Get in the Lab Again

The coolest school on earth, the University of Texas, has just announced maybe the neatest name for an endowed chair ever. You know you want to be the Willie Nelson Professor of Stem Cell Research. Heck I'd even work in Dallas, where embryonic stem cell research might get you killed, if I could be named for Willie. Then again, there are the tax consequences. [thanks Art Caplan]