Guinea Pigs? Try Human Mice

In a desperate effort to decode the President's passing reference to animal-human hybrids which has been noted on this blog before, an intrepid reporter for the Neward Star has now established that there is very little understanding of the scope of the President's concern. Is Bush opposed only to chimeras, to hybrids, the DNA hybridisation or what when it comes to animal-human recombination.

Remains to be seen given the various interpretations and spins offered by his supporters. - Art Caplan